We have determined that the posts in the ground diffuse the static electricity from the dam in the river. It remains to be explained however, what static electricity is, how it happens, and why it is dangerous. I believe I’ve figured it out. Water whooshing over the diversion dam washes away all the electrons, building up an electrical deficit that can only be satisfied by sucking the life out of any nearby humans.
Static electricity is zombies!
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