This
one a patch of grass in a park.
With
shaggy mane mushrooms popping up.
Maybe
decades. I’ve been joking with the kids that as we get older, and it’s
time to take away the car keys, we totally understand. But caution them
that, at the same time, they need to understand that it will be our job to
provide a moving target.
Well,
we’ve just added a layer of complexity to that exchange. Now we have a
car that doesn’t require a key. No key. No fob. Nothing but a
cellphone. The car is linked to Judy’s cellphone and mine. When we
get close to the car, it recognizes us, and wakes up, assuming the driver
configuration for whoever is closest. Now, when the kids do track us
down, there is no key to take away. And would you take away a smartphone
from an old person and deprive them of that powerful digital link to the
outside world? And not only that, what safer option for an ageing driver
but to take a robotaxi everywhere they go! Oh yeah, I like the way this
is going…
When
you would reach for a slice of bread from the opened loaf and find green or
gray mold? Have you noticed that hasn’t happened lately? It hasn’t
for us in years. The bread is just always good. We can open a loaf
of supermarket bread, use some of it, go on a trip for a week, and when we come
home, the bread in that ten-day-old opened loaf is still good.
That’s
not how it used to be.
For
years I’ve been wanting to take a ride in a robotaxi. Fully
autonomous. That would be so cool. I had an opportunity a couple
years ago in Phoenix when I needed to take an uber from where I was, back to
Matt’s house. I got all the way to push the “go” button (on the phone
app), and it refused the ride. Matt’s house was just a little out of the
test zone for robotaxis in the Phoenix area. Soo close.
Fast
forward to last weekend. We downloaded Full Self Driving (Supervised) for
the Tesla. (Supervised means that the driver has to pay
attention.). We told it where we wanted to go and turned it loose.
It’s not fully autonomous driving, but stops, starts, turns, complicated
intersections and traffic; it drove us door to door. We navigated to
another place. Nice. We told it to take us home. It drove to
the freeway onramp, merged, kept up with traffic, changed lanes whenever it
needed to. Not a left lane driver, always got back into the middle lane
when it could. That was amazing. It wasn’t flawless. It
twitched and slowed down once when it didn’t really need to (or I wouldn’t
have). Minor. Nothing dangerous. And overall, a very smooth
ride.
There
are headlines any time there is a failure of autonomous driving, but there are
also statistics demonstrating that a supervised self-driving car is right now
less likely to get in an accident than a regular car with a human driver.
With that as a starting point, and me behind the wheel in case we need to
override anything, I’ll take that. Our own private Robotaxi. (And
it’s as easy to turn off as it is to turn on. Any time we want to drive,
we can. And any time we want a robotaxi ride, it’s one click away.)
"I
know a morning cup of coffee on the porch with your best friend is a simple and
universally small thing. But it is also everything." Christina
Koch, astronaut.
This
time a people park.
Esperanza.
Pride
of Barbados.
Texas
sage bursting forth.