Trick
question. It’s a northern bobwhite! (quail)
The average wedding now
costs $29,000.
That makes us reflect on
our own wedding. One week of planning. Judy’s brother Earl bought
her a wedding dress. (Judy weighed 98 pounds. Nobody had wedding
dresses for kids, so he bought her a cocktail dress at House of Nine and they
modified it.) I went to rent a tux, and at 120 pounds they didn’t have
anything close to fitting me and couldn’t do any alterations in less than a
week, so I wore my Army dress uniform. Bill and Diane worked out the venue.
Diane had a friend who did this sort of thing and found us a local chapel we
could use. And a church official to preside. I suspect they covered
the cost of this. I don’t remember paying anyone for it. I might
have been unaware. Judy walked down the aisle. I remember
that. We each proclaimed “I do”, one of us softly and the other
forcefully. For the photos after, the photographer called for Mr. and
Mrs. Taylor, and it didn’t register. We thought they were starting with
my mom and dad. There was rice. John Duncan, the Best Man, my
friend from my last duty assignment, provided the car for the getaway and drove
us back to my house. We changed clothes and Judy and I headed straight
off on our honeymoon with a drive north along the coast, east through Yosemite
Valley, and back south down the eastern slope of the Sierra Nevada Range,
making up places to stop as we went. We were limited on time because I
only had a 30 day leave before I reported for duty at Fort Campbell,
Kentucky. Brother Tom loaned us his car for the honeymoon. Dad gave
us his Chevron gas credit card. We walked into a restaurant in Santa
Barbara for dinner the first night with no reservations. They asked us if
it was our prom. We had prime rib. After dinner we inquired at a
hotel, without reservations, and they not only found us a room, but upgraded it
to the honeymoon suite. That’s how our honeymoon went. Bolstered by
the kindness of stangers.
We had the wedding
reception at Mom and Dad’s house a week later when we returned home. The
wedding cake was a sheet cake. Judy’s mom bought it. We paid $50
for the wedding pictures. It would have cost $75 to have them in color
and that seemed extravagant, so our pictures are forever in black and white.
So, come to think of it, I
only remember spending $50 on our wedding, thanks to the kindness of
family. I suspect altogether it cost less than the average cost now of
$29,000.
They’re out there right
now. Well, maybe not in the U.S. but in other parts of the world.
It’s a little early in the technology, but they’re coming. Battery
electric cars with solar panels to augment their range. Aptera.
Fisker. Sono Motors. Mercedes Benz. They’re all working on
them.
Aptera claims a combined
range, solar and plug-in, of 1,000 miles for its car that’s almost in
production.
But imagine an order of
magnitude improvement in battery technology. An order of magnitude
improvement in solar technology. That will happen in a few years (or
decades). Put them together on cars and one day we’ll be looking back
saying “Remember when you had to stop and put fuel in a car?” We’ll be
driving whenever we want and as far as we want, without ever stopping to fuel
up. There will still need to be convenience stores along the highway so
we can stock up on Krispy Kremes though.