Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

 

 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

 

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

 

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history

 

 

Okay.  It was a happy ending for Rudolph, and Santa got what he needed.  But what about all the other reindeer?  They were terrible people to begin with.  They teased Rudolph for being different and wouldn’t play with him, and Santa apparently didn’t intervene.  Then when the reindeer discovered that the boss liked Rudolph because he was useful, the suck-ups decided that Rudolph was a hero.  Did Rudolph change?  No.  Did Santa?  No.  What about all the other reindeer that were jerks?

 

Well, the story is set to nice jingly music.