Saturday, May 14, 2011

Dammit Henry!

 

We leave the rig for a couple hours, walk back in the door, and find shredded paper strewn all across the floor.  That Henry.  He just can’t resist demolishing any kind of paper.

 

Wait a minute!  Henry is locked inside his wire crate.  The crate is wire because Henry ate the cloth crate and we had to replace it.  Wait another minute!  There is shredded paper all inside the crate as well.  What happened?  Did Henry escape, trash the house, then lock himself back in the crate?

 

We don’t think so.

 

Maybe it’s a conspiracy.  Maybe Annie let him out of the crate, cheered him on, then secured the door behind him.

 

We don’t think so.

 

We think it’s more likely Henry was set-up.  Annie planned and executed the whole incident and blamed it on Henry.  She got the paper and put it next to the cage within Henry’s reach.  Henry, helpless to resist, pulled it inside and ate it.  Annie planted the evidence all over the rest of the room.

 

Dammit Annie!

 

 

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