We have a presidential contender with more celebrity than sense. He is the frontrunner for one of the political parties. Apparently his campaign can’t be slowed by lack of logic. No matter what he says, he’s still the frontrunner by double digits. What if he were actually elected? He could throw the entire world into chaos.
How do we protect the country from this landslide? We need a solution; an opposing candidate with just as much celebrity as Trump, but less scary. One with more cerebral horsepower. Let’s see. He’d have to be big. Really big. And bored. Nothing else going on right now.
That’s it! Draft Jon Stewart. Donald Trump versus Jon Stewart for President of the United States. If the campaign is going to be more about entertainment than policy, let’s make it the best it can be.
And what the heck. Jon Stewart might even have a sane policy or two in his pocket.
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